The Question is..........................

It has been raining in San Francisco this week, and people here do not know how to carry an umbrella without it turning into a lethal weapon. What is it with people who insist on carrying these huge umbrellas; are they scared that they might melt if they get wet? Then when they get on the bus and you are behind them you better keep a good distance away least you want to loss an eye. I think umbrellas that do not fold down to 8 inches or less should be banned. The penalty for people caught carrying large umbrellas should be that they are drenched from head to toe in ice-cold water and sent on their way. So the questions is, what would you do?